May 2013
I’m
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dude like honestly…. if melias parents want a good guy for their daughter…… ryan is like the best possible option……
meladoodle:
and i find it kind of funny i find it kind of sad / the only note i’ve got is just a like from edwad
Anonymous asked: ur jaw line omfg
Anonymous asked: purple yellow
I hope these aren't stupid LMFAO
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
My dick is massive hahahahahahaha compared to an ant
Anonymous asked: oh man I love your haircut v nice v cute good work
zudomon replied to your post: osamah replied to your post: ~ StUpId BoY ~ lemme…
you don’t try fucking them. you try killing them.
what’s the difference
worlds greatest pickup line
hey, they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder- hey.. why are you running?! come back here!!! I got my eyes replaced with mirrors for this pick up line, Why isn’t this working
osamah replied to your post: ~ StUpId BoY ~
lemme trade bodies with u and Fuck all the female s
it doesn’t work trust me I’ve tried -_-#
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40% of Republicans think Benghazi is the biggest...
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My pee is clear but my lemonade is Yellow, That means my body is More hydrated than Lemonande, and lemonade is mostly Water, Wow
I just woke up from a dream where I had to make cakes or else I would die
the first chapter for mirai nikki redial came out and I didnt even know it
dude i want some hawaiian pizza
i jacked off and I missed my towel and accidentally came all over Mario’s face on my shirt. Sorry mario
everytime i send a text that could be considered scandalous im always worried that my phone will accidentally freak out and send it to all of my contacts idk
i was lifting a 5 pound weight a few days ago and my arms still hurt
neon genesis edwadgelion
Markell Fears Minnesota Cities May Be Destroyed... →
justinspoliticalcorner:
Like her fellow Minnesota-based conservative talk show host Bradlee Dean, End Times broadcaster Jan Markell is warning that Minnesota is about to experience divine punishment over the state’s new marriage equality law. She told the American Family Association’s news service that gay people and Muslims have turned Minnesota into “the occult capital of America,” noting...
bumhol:
edwad:
moniques little sister just walked into moniques room in a towel and dang im goin 4 tha wrong sister I think
I’m literally leaving you
I’m laughin so ahrd
moniques little sister just walked into moniques room in a towel and dang im goin 4 tha wrong sister I think
i lov macky
Anonymous asked: Do you live in Elmore Ohio ?
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I have no idea where I stand on global climate change
replace my vision with a slide show of girl legs
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this is like the 3rd time this year that ive stopped schooling for awhile and then went back in…. >__>
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“The quicker we all realize that we’ve been taught how to live life by people...”
– Joe Rogan (via vemt)
ˊ_>ˋ
fffcuk replied to your post: fffcuk replied to your post: is megan still…
UMmmmm she was bothering one of my good friends for no reason bc she’s a shitty person?? I didn’t even say anything bad I just said “TW FOODNUN” she literally added an essay to a post I made 6 months ago that had nothing to do with her calling me names
yea I get that but just ignore her… u dont need to make...
when im president im going to destroy the economy and raise taxes and bring all the money to federal government so that finally the feds will have enough money to build a giant laser gun that shoots the White House and blows me up in a fraction of a second
fffcuk replied to your post: is megan still fighting foodnun like 2 days later
that wasn’t even my post………
ik but like ur reblogging it just bc and idk … why would u do tht just bc u dnt like her
is megan still fighting foodnun like 2 days later
