i would kill someone over strawberries/pears
if i make a post liam will appear out of nowhere 2 reblog it and suck the humor out of it
if u suck my d*ck i’ll smile
im the only boy youre allowed to like
(via dampsandwich)
I was in a beauty and the beast play in 9th grade and i played the whisk during be our guest and I had this big glittery costume thing and a glittery bowtie and i just spun around during the whole song
trust me some people on here are not who they seem
yeah look who’s talkin buddy, I doubt ur really a damp sandwich
eh
(Source: rotom, via e102gamma)
“honey u can’t take ur braces off yet u look so good idc that u dnt even have any of ur teeth anymore”
is it weird to have a thing for girls with braces … i dnt…. haha… jw…. if……….thtd be ..weird…
>___>
u show me a girl, I show u a boner made of STEEL
5/25/13
About 4 Minutes Ago I Jacked Off To Family Guy Porn And Blew My Load On A Job Application Because I Ran Out Of Towels. Now Im Feeling Ashamed And I Probably Won’t Get The Job. : (
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I have a crush on Anime Girl Asuka but it’s not weird